I got an orange beard!

 It very late once again and I am posting an update on myself. So, tonight I decided I wanted a blue top hat. I looked around and my friend looked around and she found a person with one.

 I jagged the person, "What for top hat," and she said, "Spike." I set up my offer with a long wrist and went to her den.

 She gladly accepted my trade and we both danced for 5 minutes. Then we were both showing each other our rarest stuff and she said she had the orange beard. Super rare item alert. 

 She said she'd give me the beard for my short collar and some stuff other so I traded her and I GOT AN ORANGE BEARD! They are very, very, rare. Like rarer than a beta arctic hood or a founders hat or even four black longs. 

 There used to be only two in existence but now there are more (still not that much) because of The Forgotten Desert. 

 I am planning to trade it for two black longs, a purple long, and a rare claw. What do you think a orange beard is worth?